Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
the night ended with taco bell and tears
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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