Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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