We need to rekindle our bromance
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I party with great urgency now.
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