Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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