this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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