we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Blood and glitter go together right?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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