So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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