Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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