we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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