You really coming over, don't trick.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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