I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just blew my weed a kiss
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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