whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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