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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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