Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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