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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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