Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Randomize
