they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
God, I missed his penis.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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