Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Watching her eat just hurts me
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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