Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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