is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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