Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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