thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
