no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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