On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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