Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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