in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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