I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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