Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
