Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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