YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
