should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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