Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
