I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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