Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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