He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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