Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's shark week go big or go home
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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