You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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