why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I believe in your delicious
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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