I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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