He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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