and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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