I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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