ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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