this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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