no. you can't hotbox the world.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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