Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm really busy with my period
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