I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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