i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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