I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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