i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize