No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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