Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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