so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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