Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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